May 2013
56 posts
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
flowerpixies:
urbancatfitters:
heeheehaahaahoohoo:
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
the winchesters: [loudly discussing demons and satanic rituals wherever they go]
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
ihavewaytoomanyfeels:
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
me: chokes
hellfirehotchkiss:
thebinarybinary:
i dont...
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
rythnasprite:
lupeylycan:
shipallthehomestuckyaoi:
thetomhiddlestonpage:
awesometriathlon:
catgh0st:
Let’s see who’s over 18
I did not realize that kids born after 1994 were not allowed to watch this movie
im 16 and ive seen this movie…im rly confused…why was i not supposed to watch it???
duxkuingsdfas yes
wait, im 13 and i saw this movie, was it banned or some shit like...
kordialcherries:
captain-snark:
thorinoferebor:
supernalchiku:
hobbits-for-all:
When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just
When people try to talk to me
people
Elves
thatdamnedamerican:
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
