shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
the winchesters: [loudly discussing demons and satanic rituals wherever they go]
bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
hellfirehotchkiss: thebinarybinary: i dont...
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rythnasprite: lupeylycan: shipallthehomestuckyaoi: thetomhiddlestonpage: awesometriathlon: catgh0st: Let’s see who’s over 18 I did not realize that kids born after 1994 were not allowed to watch this movie im 16 and ive seen this movie…im rly confused…why was i not supposed to watch it??? duxkuingsdfas yes wait, im 13 and i saw this movie, was it banned or some shit like...
kordialcherries: captain-snark: thorinoferebor: supernalchiku: hobbits-for-all: When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just When people try to talk to me people Elves
thatdamnedamerican: you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk